like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS