hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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