Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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