Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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