Dual....:-)
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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