The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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