Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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