you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I need to align my fucking chakras
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