We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Randomize
