This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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