While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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