I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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