we're blogging at a bar
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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