Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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