oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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