ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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