There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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