thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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