I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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