fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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