i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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