And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
should my penis look like a turkey
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
