That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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