Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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