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Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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