Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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