have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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