Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We're facebook friends in real life
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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