I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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