Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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