Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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