Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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