she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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