im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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