I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
