He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
