Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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