Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
