i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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