The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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