If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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