i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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