Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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