if you like me you must not know who I am
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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