I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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