my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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