we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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