I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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