hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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