whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Sober January is a disaster.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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