omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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