I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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