can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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