the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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