Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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