I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We talked him into tasing himself.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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